I Have Selective Hearing Print Women Slogan Plus Size T-Shirt

👂 "I Have Selective Hearing" – The Professional Tune-Out Tee

For those moments when you could listen… but choose peace instead.
This tee is comfy, witty, and perfect for anyone whose ears have an on/off switch. 😏✨

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✨ Why This Tee Gets You

• Built-In Excuse – Now you don’t even have to fake paying attention.

• Soft & Comfy – Breathable fabric with a flattering plus-size fit.

• Effortless Style – Works with jeans, joggers, or your “I’m ignoring you” lounge pants.

• Conversation Filter – Lets people know they’re on mute.

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💡 When You’ll Wear It

• Family Gatherings – Selective hearing keeps the peace.

• Work Breaks – Especially after the third “quick meeting.”

• Coffee Shop Days – Perfect for disappearing into your book or laptop.

• Any Day You’re Not in the Mood for Extra Noise

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🙉 More Than a Tee—It’s Your Built-In Disclaimer
Because not every sound needs to make it past your filter.

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Size Description

Size	Shoulder		Bust		Length
	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch
XS	40	16.1	92	36.2	62	24.4
S	42	16.9	96	37.8	64	25.2
M	44	17.7	98	38.6	66	26
L	46	18.5	104	40.9	68	26.8
XL	48	19.3	108	42.5	70	27.6
2XL	50	20.5	126	49.6	72	28.3
3XL	52	20.9	132	52	74	29.1
4XL	54	21.3	138	54.3	76	29.9
5XL	56	22.0	144	56.7	78	30.7
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.