⚠️ "Back Off—I've Got Enough To Deal With Today Without Having To Make Your Death Look Like An Accident" – The Queen of Dark Humor Tee
Why whisper your mood when you can wear it in all caps?
This is your unapologetic, laugh-out-loud armor for days when patience is not on the menu. 💀✨
✨ Why This Tee is a Whole Mood
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Instant Disclaimer – Warns the world before they try you.
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Comedic Sass – Dark humor meets everyday wearability.
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Confidence Cut – Plus-size friendly fit that’s flattering and comfortable.
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Effortless Styling – Works with jeans, shorts, or your “do not disturb” sweats.
💡 When You’ll Reach For It Again & Again
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Bad Hair, Bad Mood Days – Let the shirt handle the talking.
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Girl’s Night – The perfect icebreaker for fellow sarcasm lovers.
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Office Politics – Subtle enough… or maybe not.
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Weekend Errands – Because grocery store drama is real.
💬 More Than a T-Shirt—It’s a Warning Label
Save time, skip the small talk, and keep your peace with style.
Size Description
| Size |
Shoulder |
Bust |
Length |
| cm |
inch |
cm |
inch |
cm |
inch |
| XS |
40 |
16.1 |
92 |
36.2 |
62 |
24.4 |
| S |
42 |
16.9 |
96 |
37.8 |
64 |
25.2 |
| M |
44 |
17.7 |
98 |
38.6 |
66 |
26 |
| L |
46 |
18.5 |
104 |
40.9 |
68 |
26.8 |
| XL |
48 |
19.3 |
108 |
42.5 |
70 |
27.6 |
| 2XL |
50 |
20.5 |
126 |
49.6 |
72 |
28.3 |
| 3XL |
52 |
20.9 |
132 |
52 |
74 |
29.1 |
| 4XL |
54 |
21.3 |
138 |
54.3 |
76 |
29.9 |
| 5XL |
56 |
22.0 |
144 |
56.7 |
78 |
30.7 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. |
